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Match reports (outstanding in one sense if not the other)

15 Mar 2013

Gentlemen of Winchester,

You may have noticed that, due to lots of boring excuses on my behalf, the level of updating of the website has been non-existent of late. This means I have not been doing a good job for you since. Alternatively, you haven't noticed. In which case I've been doing a bad job all season.

Following Jamie Rann's fabulous match report of the AD Cup Semi-Final triumph, I thought I should update the recent results and match reports that I've failed to update / write. But given that (a) I'm far too lazy to write (and too senile to remember all the details of) the five full match reports outstanding, and (b) I've already begun drinking today, I have decided to do them in the form of haiku.

Deal with it - this is all you're getting.

Cheers,
Ed

 

Bradfield in Cup – 6-2 win

Mostly close affair

Then Marsh and Jif excellence

Drove open floodgates

 

Radleigh away – 1-0 win

Soggy battle won

By Mercer’s poked winner and

Duncan’s fingertip

 

Haileybury away – 2-2 draw

All square on astro

Game kicked off late while posh ref

Kicked off with pikeys

 

Malvern home – 1-2 defeat

Sub Par Wyks concede

Would Kiley’s goal turn the tide?

I should be so lucky

 

Salopians home – 1-3 defeat

Stood up to leaders

Mule’s bullet put us ahead

The last ten brought pain