Gentlemen of Winchester,
You may have noticed that, due to lots of boring excuses on my behalf, the level of updating of the website has been non-existent of late. This means I have not been doing a good job for you since. Alternatively, you haven't noticed. In which case I've been doing a bad job all season.
Following Jamie Rann's fabulous match report of the AD Cup Semi-Final triumph, I thought I should update the recent results and match reports that I've failed to update / write. But given that (a) I'm far too lazy to write (and too senile to remember all the details of) the five full match reports outstanding, and (b) I've already begun drinking today, I have decided to do them in the form of haiku.
Deal with it - this is all you're getting.
Cheers,
Ed
Bradfield in Cup – 6-2 win
Mostly close affair
Then Marsh and Jif excellence
Drove open floodgates
Radleigh away – 1-0 win
Soggy battle won
By Mercer’s poked winner and
Duncan’s fingertip
Haileybury away – 2-2 draw
All square on astro
Game kicked off late while posh ref
Kicked off with pikeys
Malvern home – 1-2 defeat
Sub Par Wyks concede
Would Kiley’s goal turn the tide?
I should be so lucky
Salopians home – 1-3 defeat
Stood up to leaders
Mule’s bullet put us ahead
The last ten brought pain