Old Wykehamist Football Club

OWFC MUST RAISE CAPITAL!

Regulators and investors are scrutinising the balance sheets of financial institutions across the globe.The OWFC balance sheet, in turn, is being looked at with a microscope.

Only 31% of all active (playing) members have paid their subscriptions. Embarrassing.

The OWFC Treasury has reviewed the OWFC Domesday book - ALL NAMES and ALL DEBTS are listed.

PLEASE PAY YOUR SUBS NOW!

This club does not run off the largesse of an oligarch and does not have access to barrels of light sweet crude.

PLEASE PAY YOUR SUBS NOW!

This is what will happen over the next few days!

1. Debtors PAY NOW

2. OWFC Domesday book gets reviewed - we will then contact any subprime stragglers individually

3. OWFC Domesday book gets reviewed - we will NAME and SHAME remaining subprime protagonists

4. OWFC Domesday book gets reviewed - we will send Tom Vernon over to your abode with his Gray Nicolls Scoop 2000

PLEASE PAY SUBS NOW!

FULL SUBS - £75. This covers all match fees, Battersea training, teas, referees for the whole season, kit, balls, the great times

TRAINING ONLY/STUDENTS FULL SUBS- £25 for the season.

To pay the subs, please set up a standing order to pay either the £75 or £25 to:

(you have all been sent an email with the account details. If you need them again, please ask)

You can do this by using online banking if you have it or by going into your nearest branch.